She would be!
And she's not even dead...
that is how bad this is!
I have out "Oscared" even myself!
(reference key: Felix & Oscar...The Odd Couple...
Oscar was the SLOB!)
So, as I said, I went to Walmart & Michael's
on Nov. 1st in search of pumpkins. Well, at
Michael's I got this super cute ribbon that I
didn't know I how I was going to use...
but I knew I would...eventually...and it was
in those dollar bins that give me an insight
to what a crack addition must be like! So,
I HAD to buy it!
So, on Sunday, the 8th, I found a need for it
and I began to root around...and root....and
root...and came upon a bag with the top tied
so I opened it up....
Gol darnie! It was just the stuff I bought at Walmart!
(uh, yah...another "m" ;)
Ok...there's no ribbon in here...
but there is another bag under this
GROSS OUT! Yep! Eggs!
WOW! I must have really needed them
to not even notice that they weren't in the
fridge for a whole week! I laughed so hard
I think I ruptured a disc!
Now that I have shattered any illusions
you may have had about me...have a great
Thursday! And while your at it...have an
(File under "Keepin' It Real" or
"TMI"...you decide! ;)