November 18, 2009

Martha Would Be Spinning In Her Grave!

She would be!
And she's not even dead...
that is how bad this is!
I have out "Oscared" even myself!
(reference key: Felix & Oscar...The Odd Couple...
Oscar was the SLOB!)

So, as I said, I went to Walmart & Michael's
on Nov. 1st in search of pumpkins. Well, at
Michael's I got this super cute ribbon that I
didn't know I how I was going to use...
but I knew I would...eventually...and it was
in those dollar bins that give me an insight
to what a crack addition must be like! So,
I HAD to buy it!

So, on Sunday, the 8th, I found a need for it
and I began to root around...and root....and
root...and came upon a bag with the top tied
so I opened it up....
Gol darnie! It was just the stuff I bought at Walmart!
(uh, yah...another "m" ;)

Ok...there's no ribbon in here...
but there is another bag under this

GROSS OUT! Yep! Eggs!
WOW! I must have really needed them
to not even notice that they weren't in the
fridge for a whole week! I laughed so hard
I think I ruptured a disc!

Now that I have shattered any illusions
you may have had about me...have a great
Thursday! And while your at it...have an

(File under "Keepin' It Real" or
"TMI" decide! ;)


  1. Ha ha, that's like the week I kept putting the pepper mill in the fridge. Not once but everyday for a week, I thought I was going mad....... well that's still up for debate.
    I think in some countries they don't put their eggs in the fridge, ewwww....
    Margaret B

  2. Wow I sure could have pulled that off myself this past couple of weeks!

  3. Ha-ha! Thanks for the laugh on this sleepless night! ♥

  4. oh, that's funny...sounds like something i might do!!!

  5. Too funny. I think you might want to read my post this week about forgetting. Sounds like you put all your eggs in one basket:)

  6. LOL If it was nice and warm in there you might have had baby chicks um wait that's Easter not Thanksgiving.
    I'd blame it on Menopause myself.

  7. What a wonderful way to start my morning! That for the laugh. If we can't laugh as ourselves, life is pretty sad. Have a great day and no more Easter Egg Hunts!


  8. LOL!

    i once found fish from the market wayyyyy in the back of my trunk. it was one of those: gee, i thought i bought fish? weeks later -- there it was. nice air freshener for the car, eh?


  9. Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. We all have those times in our lives.

    Why is shopping for the stuff more fun than putting it away?

    - The Tablescaper

  10. oh my gosh - that is the funniest thing ever!!

  11. at least they weren't spoiled yet.

    I once forgot a doggie bag - from a seafood restaurant - in my glove compartment.

    I took the car to the shop TWICE, thinking the air conditioner was making this horrific odor. Luckily, the second time, the mechanic did a little detective work and found the month old swordfish steak.

    (I know the feelings of withdrawal leaving those dollar bins at Michaels!)

  12. Girl you are freakin' hilarious! Have you ever considered writing a book? I would guess it would be a bestseller - you've got talent!

  13. That is so funny. I have left groceries in my trunk overnight. Thankfully the only thing I had to throw out was a container of sour cream.

    Last Easter I hid hard boiled eggs for my grandson to find. He thought that was so much fun he wanted to hide them for me to find. Six months later, I found the last one upstairs under the cedar chest. He didn't even go upstairs, but the dog must have gotten it. I'm glad it didn't crack open.

  14. You make me laugh ... ooohhh soo mee .. Are we ralted ?! Or is this a girl thing .. Hoping you are having a happy day ~
    hugs ~tea~xo

  15. Now I don't feel so bad!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo~Kathy @ Sweet Up-North Mornings...

  16. This sounds just like something I would have done! Enjoy your day! Twyla

  17. You are so funny!. I love your "M" I think I will have to give this project a try.
    Enjoy your weekend,

  18. I don't think Martha would have turned in her grave over that even if she was in one. We all know she has done enough crazy stuff in her lifetime and I think she would have been happy if forgetting a dozen eggs was the worse thing she did. I have a great rememberer for remembering I bought or found things (stuff like that) but never have been good and remembering where I put them - until I've gone out and bought more when i need them - then I find the other. I blame it on the cat for dragging them off to some black hole in the house. But he always pleads innocent to the charge so it must be a series of Senior Moments
    Take care

  19. Oh, that sounds like something I would do! lol Last week I went grocery shopping, and asked hubby to put the frozen stuff in the freezer down the basement, and the spare stuff on the shelf down there also. (I have shelves in the basement for canned and boxed goods). I always put the freezer stuff away first down there, and then the canned stuff. Well, he decided to put away the canned stuff first, and 2 days later ai found the bag of frozen stuff laying on the floor in front of the freezer still in the bag. Fortunately, there were only about 3 things in there.


  20. You have me rolling right now! THIS IS FUNNY! I'm not laughing at you (well maybe a little) I'm laughing with you. You're not gonna eat these right?


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